We are staying at a hotel owned by an Australian, Alan Pennay. He is a skier, musician, local legend and resident for 40 years. Originally from Goulbourn in NSW, he played the piano professionally at Thredbo before leaving for England where he played for many years then settled here, originally earning his living as a musician. He turned 79 years old yesterday and looks in fine fettle. In this excerpt from a local newspaper, we discover other reasons why he is so famous. Anyway, he has offered to edge my skies for me so he’s immediately a good bloke.
Alan Pennay’s Dick Immortalized in Bronze
|By Chip Burley

A long time valley resident, Pennay migrated from Australia to Sun Valley in 1972 with plans of skiing, playing piano and having an enormous amount of unprotected sex. Suffice it to say: Mission accomplished.
“Alan is a true valley icon and it’s our absolute pleasure to induct him into the Sun Valley Hall of Fame.” stated museum director Dennis McCall. “No one has brought more style, class and vigorous lovemaking sessions to our valley and we’re proud to honor his great legacy.”
When reached for comment, Pennay spoke only in Australian which we were unable to interpret. There was definitely something about a ‘wombat stuck in a didgeridoo’ and ‘bandicoot’ this and ‘wallaby’ that but we’re pretty sure he was humbled and grateful for receiving the prestigious honor.
Rocky Mountain Hardware, a generous supporter of the SV Hall of Fame Museum, has created a commemorative product offering in honor of Mr. Pennay. “I’m thrilled to announce this special edition limited release of door handles, cabinet pulls, sink fixtures and shower heads all designed to the exact dimensions and texture of Mr. Pennay’s world renowned member.” said RMH representative John Johnston. “If it’s good enough for 50,000 lucky ladies, it’s sure as hell good enough for our customers.”
Editor’s Note: When you see Alan rolling around town in his classic Rolls Royce sporting a fur coat, please give him a well deserved ‘tip of the hat’ in honor of his contributions to the Wood River valley over the last 45 years.